Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school