I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing