The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as