You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure