Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…