Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined