He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…