After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
