Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable