In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever