Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…