Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

I changed My mind By following My heart

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war