When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
