(2014)
#Funny #School #Short #Sick
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,