(2014)
#Funny #Sand #Short
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg