It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic